Sea Shepherd Crew Plant 500 Fake Baby Seals on the Ice
A 12-person Sea Shepherd crew quietly landed on the ice of the Gulf of St. Lawrence with three Jetranger helicopters today to plant 500 fake baby seals on the ice.

"Our objective is to place decoys for the sealers from the Magdalen Islands into clubbing the fake seals and not the real seals," said Captain Paul Watson.

These ice puppies have built in transmitters that will question the masculinity of any sealer that approaches them. As the sealer approaches, a motion sensor triggers a recording that says, "Hey, over here baby killer, prove you're a real man and show me your Canadian club."

Another message says, "I'm cute, I'm innocent, and I'm helpless, so your wives and children will appreciate it if you beat me instead."

The seal pups are rigged to explode in a burst of red dye and cherry Jell-O when struck with a club.

"The seal slaughter will be ended soon, the markets for this despicably obscene, cruel massacre
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The only problem I see with this is, Decoys are for attracting those types of animals so the hunters can kill them... I wonder if it will backfire on them?

and they are polluting OUR environment with 500 battery operated plastic toys? Boy, I hate those earth killers!