That’s right everyone, it’s the Wheeler Dealers Drinking Game! Take a drink for each of the following:


Every time Mike says "really." EVERY TIME!

Every time jazzy porno soundtrack type music plays while Edd works on a car

Every time Mike says, "I could be greedy" when deciding on a price to sell the car

Every time Mike is shown at a breakers/scrap yard

Every time Mike shows up at the shop after Edd has been working hard and made many improvements, and Mike complains that the car looks like nothing has been done

For Non-Brits: Every time either of them say some British slang, such as "cracking, " "quid," or "dodgy."

Drink TWICE every time they use cockney rhyming slang, such as "Bob's yer uncle." etc. Harder to catch for non-Brits.

Every time Mike pretends to beg to drive the featured private owner car of the episode.

Drink FOUR TIMES if Edd works for hours on a car and gets ANY grease or dirt on his clothes. (Don't worry, you're pretty safe here. How does he stay so clean?)

Every time Mike or Edd says he'll be sad to see a car go

Every time Mike says, “Hold out your hand” while trying to make a deal

If Edd wears his shirt with the smiley face wearing headphones, you must drink a strong import (>8% alcohol)

Add your own!